posts i like

youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

i like typong poasts like poasts because it’s like theres a secret in there now. like shes pregnant

What happened to the whole basic decency thing of chaser shit is bad, don't start a pronoun circle when the tranny enters, and don't mention her genital situation? I swear to god this used to be a common consensus. Nowadays it seems the only way you people know how to talk to trans women on like is by saying some shit like "damn girlpenis what that dysphoria organ do woof woof bark step on me because you're tall and intimidating to me?" Like where do people draw the line between body positivity and "are you gonna keep it" shit is there a way for you to be happy with your penis without sexualizing the women who don't want it?

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

looks great!

also why are they all white?

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

today's gog newsletter was. certainly interesting to have pop up in my inbox

jester sucking my cock and their stupid fucking hat jingling as they bob their head