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The mighty nien!

#Dragoncon longmayhereign mightynien mighty9 crititicalrole

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Do you ever feel like nobody gets you? Anyways, here’s some dark wave garbage.

#relationships #peoplesuck #realsadboyhours #dontworryillreblogmemeslater

uzuburrito-deactivated20230202

being a DM in dnd like

uzuburrito-deactivated20230202

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that.

brotheralyosha

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

I didn't take too many pictures, but ocomicon was great!

#ocomicon #Omaha comic Con #ocomicon18 #Omaha comic Con 18

yeahiwasintheshit

ehunk

Me, powering through anyway:

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do-you-even-code-bro

nemfrog

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.

boingoalive1988

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

sketchmagetch

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

egirlbutternubs

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

unclefather

We have, at most, a year left on this planet

ygosideblog

what the FUCK does that mean

duelbot-deactivated20200916

paulthebukkit

THE SAGA CONTINUES

(Source: https://twitter.com/mwi1me/status/921971908433780736)

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[Original video here]

horrorandhalloween

aftersextacos

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

conventionalwisdomcomic

captainjash

And on that day humanity received a grim reminder...

idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated

wake up america

enrichmentpumpkin

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

ninjaboots

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

savannahgambino-deactivated2023

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

interruptingpanda

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

pumpkinskull

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

jimmyfury

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

kittydoom

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

wilwheaton

Um. This is so wrong.

oswinstark

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

kichizone

manwiththesquidhat

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

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