hello world

i hope this email kills us both instantly

if you're and indie dev it's your sacred mission to hide some inexplicable shit in the files of the game and never, ever explain yourself. it keeps things interesting. everyone loves it even when they hate it i promise

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

this is why science is peak ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

I love getting so in depth, so low level into a piece of technology that you get to see the bullshit naming conventions the creators thought were funny and/or cool. Like why the fuck does my storage system need a “watchdog” and why does it need to be “fed” and “tickled.”

the pipeline of going from desperately checking your messages to see if your crush replied to desperately checking your emails if a job you interviewed for replied

Me when my professor asks how the code for my project is going

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

a while back I made a post along the lines of "every STEM major should have a required 'history of science' course that's just all about previously wrong and bad scientific theories like sperm all containing homunculi and spontaneous generation" and I got a lot of responses like "but STEM majors already have gen ed requirements!" and would not understand why I was specifically asking for a course that would teach people about why science is not infallible and does not exist in a vacuum and THIS IS EXACTLY WHY ACTUALLY