Mostly just an idiot

hey

not in the mood today quincy

seriously.. read the mood quincy

sorry guys

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

who knows though

Hiding kh4 in a Nintendo direct is actually hilarious

I know it isnt whats happening but I still cant stop thinking about nintendo characters and universes being introduced to Kingdom Hearts. Imagine the gang goes to the pokemon world and donald is just given a pink wig to be nurse jenny. Or they go to the mario world and donald is just a goomba with a duck bill

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

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