i still think about watching 9/11 on tv with my parents and i was freaking tf out and my dad leans down and says to me "there's nothing you can do so don't think about it. now go to school." then he spent the whole day golfing because he knew the courses would be empty.

the sign in button?

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

Happy 8th anniversary of Elder Scrolls VI being teased at E3

the part in a JRPG where u sneak onto a pirate ship but get caught and have to break out of jail

no way goku’s getting out of this one, he’d have to find some special way to start glowing and get 100x stronger

my mutuals

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Girl snooping on a guy's phone after he has sex with her and sees "Pussy lore" and "pussy ending explained" in his search history