Always Collecting Swag Since 1993

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

idc if u like winter or autumn or whatever nothing tops summer evenings when the sun hasnt fully set and the air is still warm but theres a light breeze and everything is getting more quiet except for the birds and crickets and its a perfect time to go on a walk and just breathe

talk dirty to me

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

This is amazing

someone post the archlute

Legend of Zelda: The Subcontrabass Ocarina of Time

this is my favorite post i think i’ve reblogged it like 4 times

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph