Shade never made anybody less gay

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Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

hey anon

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

i don’t mean to type cast you or box you into a corner in what you write but i feel like you are perhaps uniquely qualified to write a supercorp tennis au in these times of Wimbledon. perhaps something spicy like enemies to forced doubles partners to ????? idk idk i feel like you could have some fun with that. have you ever expressed interest in the sport of tennis on this blog? perhaps not. do i feel like you’d have a romp of a time backflipping through the homoerotic jungle gym of professional tennis? perhaps yes. do i acknowledge that you may be preoccupied, as the rest of the world is, with the World Cup to pay heed to the concurrent Championship? perhaps also yes. but i wanted you to know that i think you’d knock it out of the park regardless.