Shade never made anybody less gay

I still think there's truth to these 🫶

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Because your body wasn’t designed with chairs in mind, it wasn’t designed at all, you just happen to be descended from a lineage of vertebrates whose lifestyles involved a lot of walking, crouching, reaching, climbing, etc, and carrying your weight by remaining pressed by gravity against a solid, if comfortable, surface, rather than through your legs and feet, for the majority of Existence, has only been an available option for a few hundred years, barely anything at all against the 50 million it’s been since we climbed down out of the trees and started slinging our babies to our backs.

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch