Home Of The Gay

he wears. a t shirt

when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?

GOD

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

ok let’s be fucking real here. Pennywise wouldn’t be sweet and cuddly. Pennywise isn’t gonna fuck you nicely. Penny is gonna bend you over, push your face into the mud, rip your clothes off and take what’s his. He’s hungry. He’s gonna take all that pent up frustration from dealing with kids to rail you… pound you until your eyeballs fall out of your fucking skull.

y'all forgetting, that since he lives in the sewers, he likes it dirty. So y'all dont have to worry about douching, actually he even would be against it. And he wouldn’t mind the smell neither cuz it would give him a feeling of home ❤

this gave me an aneurysm

All I’m asking for is just one fucking moment of peace

“ahem, could i get a rick sauce,” i requested. the mcdonald’s maid ignored me

this ruined my week

I relate to Taako in many ways but “Do you remember about 70 years ago I just stopped learning math” is possibly the most relatable thing he’s ever said

the block/ignore function on here is way too weak like i need an option where the person i block can’t see any of my posts and can’t reblog any of my posts and when they attempt to reblog my shit a message pops up that says to go fuck themselves