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every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

How many Hitherings does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to take the lightbulb out, one to put the new lightbulb in, and the third because there's always more Hitherings than you expect How many Imputences does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy seven. One to change the lightbulb and one to eat the one who changed the lightbulb and one to eat the one who ate the one who changed the lightbulb and How many Uxorings does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Just one is enough. How many Uptions does it take to change a lightbulb? 54. One to change the lightbulb! How many Enthroperances does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't! The lightbulb already escaped! How many humans who have been infloucted by a Limteran does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven. Two to change the lightbulb, one to float away with the old lightbulb, three to look at their hideous new bodies and scream, and also, a Hithering How many Limterans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it will inflouct it! How many Tribberings does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it's too tired after eating the Imputence who ate the seventy six other Imputences How many Grimberances does it take to change a lightbulb? It's too late! The lightbulb changed them first! How many Uxorings that have been infloucted by a Limteran does it take to change a lightbulb? One is still enough.

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically