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ai will literally straight up say "I can make mistakes :)" and be accepted by millions of companies worldwide. meanwhile you'll either get fired or get your resume thrown into a trash can if you, as a human being, make one slight mistake or are not always performing perfectly
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You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?
American Pie (Don Mclean)
Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)
Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)
Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
Dancing Queen (ABBA)
Happy (Pharrell Williams)
Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)
Single Ladies (Beyonce)
Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)
Wannabe (Spice Girls)
We Didnβt Start The Fire (Billy Joel)
9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)
Welp I guess all of these songs will be stuck in my head for the next week
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me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:
no.
NO.
starting to rock back and fourth.
you do not understand.
you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.
we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.
do not tempt fate youngling.
step away from the paywall.
that is how you summon the ancient evils.
that is how you wake the lawyers.
Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.
Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT π
Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger
in case any of yall needed a reminder, I do not support the HBO Snape miscast and will instablock anyone promoting it, whether that be through fanart, headcanons, etc, irdgaf, especially if I catch anyone streaming that trash
and you should do the same too
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I love how we collectively agree that it was Snape who taught Voldemort how to fly without a wand, not the other way around.
I just had a brain wave for the Cold-hearted AU
Dursleys wonβt have Harry living with them while heβs a werewolf = Dumbledore wants Harry to be cured of lycanthropy so Harry can continue to live with his aunt (blood wards)
= Dumbledore takes Harry to Snape to cure him
= HARRY DOES NOT WANT TO BE CURED. If being turned back to human means heβll be sent back to his relatives, HE WANTS TO STAY A WEREWOLF FOREVER.
So he ends up trying to sabotage the cure Snapeβs working on, and Snape could catch him doing it and demand why, WHY donβt you want to be cured ? How was your life worse when you were a human to make you want to stay like this ??
And thatβs when Harry tells Snape about his life with the Dursleys.
Then obviously Snapeβs only choice is to promise Harry heβll adopt him and not let anyone take him back there and he can be human, he swears on his soul, and only after that does Harry feel safe accepting the cure !
Making random kid-oc's for every Snape-ship cus I can.
Sirius Γ Trans Man!Severus.
Having the kid during the first war because of a one night stand, Sirius had no idea about them, the reason for Severus not dirtying his hands being single parenting the kid.
Severus names the kid Astarion (which is basically little star/son of star) (Sirius taunts Severus over it upon finding out after Azkaban ("oooo you're not over me"))
Narcissa finds out that Sev has a kid when Lucius mentions it casually.
She's so not casual cus that means a playdate for Draco.
She notices the Black Family features, poor Sev can not keep that secret from her, but all she wants in return is the playdate for Draco.
Sirius doesn't belive it's his kid at first during OofP until they out-sass him. But the kid also hates him since they were raised by Severus.
Do with this brain blabber as you wish.
i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer
How I feel reading the same fics over and over again in a different font
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Regulus: Your dad beats you.
Severus: And your dad is your uncle.
Regulus: ...
Regulus: TouchΓ©.
Can someone please recommend other fics that are similar to "Harry Snape?!" Please, I'm on such a high from it it's so good.
i hope you guys learned how important reblogging is now. let's continue doing that.
The amount of hoops to jump through but
Fic where an angry patient storms in with a gun and, before Ahmad can stop him, he takes a shot at Robby.
It's a through and through shot and everyone slams into action as soon as the shooter is disarmed. Dennis was talking to Robby when he got shot, he's covered in Robby's blood but he's the first to get his hands on him and up onto a gurney.
They rush into a trauma room, Dennis shouting for Jack (who is also there because I love him and hucklerabbot)
Dennis is pale but the two of them get Robby stable enough to send him up to surgery. Jack and Dennis make eye contact for a second both breathing heavily before Dennis drops.
Jack is over him in an instant calling for a wheelchair only to see blood pooling on the floor.....wait blood?
Dennis was talking to Robby. It was a through and through. Dennis was covered in Robby's blood. SHIT how didn't he notice.
Jack pulls up Dennis' scrubs finding a gun shot wound, the bullet tore through Robby and lodged itself in him.
if you're scared, i'm on my way
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The Pittlings filming one of those candy-trauma -salads videos for Javadiβs TikTok but half the video just ends up being Whitaker lore dumping about the insane shit he went through growing up and Santos laughing behind the camera
fem hucklerabbot anyone π
everybody thank @wyndchill for making me obsess over fem!robby
