jellooooooo

I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“sasha no”

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

You better watch out

happy birthday gio ♡ @celiabowens 

These views.

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Me irl

It’s the best painting that exists

idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

Photographs of vending machines “set against the rural backdrops and natural landscapes of Japan”, by Eiji Ohashi.  From Web Urbanist.

i wish birds brought ME presents

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

Queerwebcomic.com

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.