you got this!

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

[Forgetting I have physical health issues] why do I feel so Bad

Aijjai. Ai vittu. -5000 hp

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess