occasionally depressed

And this isn't a broken-up couple on the rebound. They've absolutely always been like this with each other save for the 11 months they were married, during which time every single day was a murder-suicide risk.

Two people who are each other's absolute everything unless you try to make them share a kitchen and a budgeting system

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

THE STOCKS ARE DOWN THE FUELS ARE UP AND GROCERIES + FOODS IN GENERAL ABSOLUTELY PEAKED RAHHH

if i take my glssses off and squint atthis photo it looks like batman

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

less fun fact: the temptation to perform the forbidden action is the sole reason that tobacco companies fund anti-smoking/vaping PSAs

THEY EVEN KEPT THE TYPO. THEY COPYPASTED IT WHOLESALE THEY DIDN'T EVEN TYPE IT OUT THEMSELVES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

well you see, that would require effort

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

Clearly the engineering prowess of a scientist used to working with a USAmerican public school budget

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"