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how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING
neither of these poeple are sayuing anything
interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohtaâŠÂ
interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wuâŠ.. heeh heeh hee heh
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me, an overworked cashier: *just standing there, saying the route Script Words, minding my business*
old people who have been systematically isolated by generational family detachment and lack of community support:
*chats me up for ten minutes straight*
i think itâs very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You
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So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.
Go nuts, my friends.
this is my favorite art program. itâs *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). itâs not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program Iâve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly
ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.
YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and iâm psyched that i donât have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!
Save an artist and r e b l o g
wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and iâd say âgreetings traveler! looking to trade?â and theyâd only had 4 options for their responseÂ
iâd just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me iâd just keep running into you silently until you movedÂ
At first I felt sorry for the dog, but then..
Sheâs perfect
Mystified homeowner was left baffled as to who was tidying his garden shed, he thought it was a ghost, but discovered the culprit was a house-proud mouse.
Via Lovethis.news
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens donât lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?Â
âOh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.âÂ
Iâm not asexual but Iâm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sexâŠ
I mean.Â
âWHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.â
âFUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.âÂ
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. Â So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying âWeâll tell you the winning lotto numbers.â
Them: âWe have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~â Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
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Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA
damn we really in the wildest timeline huh
Rami Malekâs WHAT
Clint Barton ghost wrote this.
Iâm pretty sure they just played out Johnâs life how it was supposed to go because he DUMB
My friend Mary thinks my resumĂ© needs some fluffingâŠsigh. Girl be trippin.Â
So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean âperson who is theoretically capable of childbirthâ because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a âwoman.â
And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume
so the dwarf goes back home, enraged
and is like âBTW guess what happened, weâre all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concernedâ
and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth
and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous
and the tall people are all âwhat a miserable and greedy raceâ
but really theyâre just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are
because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven
Because Piâs tags are great:
#yes good #personal headcanon: dwarves have fundamentally misunderstood human pronoun usage #and gender roles #they are very perplexed by it #eventually they went âfuck it apparently âheâ is the correct wordâ #âitâs their language and they keep using it for usâ #so then you have this situation where dwarves are cognizant of the words âmotherâ and âwifeâ #but not the usual use of âsheâ secondary headcanon specific to Tolkien dwarves #dwarves that choose to bear children are held in high regard #because they are making new dwarves it is the ultimate craft #thatâs what mahal did you made a new person #it is very impressive #everyone is impressed
Just as an additional thought, we hear that women dwarves generally stay within the mountain and are a protected, guarded subset of the dwarves. Thereâs not many of them, so thereâs an implication that women dwarves are too precious to be allowed out.
But what if this too is a mistranslation? What if the dwarves were talking to the Men and when asked âwhere are all your women?â they hit a wall. They whisper amongst themselves, and eventually come back with a question, âWhatâs a woman?â The Men are incredulous.
âWhy, the members of your race that bear children, of course!âÂ
More dwarven whispering.
They reach the conclusion that Men mean dwarves who are currently pregnant. Well! Of course those dwarves are currently safe within the mountain, well cared for and generally loathe to travel until the child is born. The Men take this to mean that all dwarven women are discouraged from traveling, and that their primary purpose is childbearing. Dwarves find this a satisfactory outcome, especially with the way Men treat their women, and so even when the misunderstanding becomes clear to them they never correct it.
I have never converted to fan-canon so hard before.
Iâm in love with this.
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Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, âquietâ kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing theyâre into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an âoh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.â
Like, their parents will warn me âso-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engageâ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, theyâll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!
Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but donât always get the chance to
Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read
this reminds me of my favourite comic ever:
