true, there were side effects

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

I'm just saying, "We created a computer to make decisions for us, but it assimilated all of the bias that was implicit in the dataset and now makes incredibly racist decisions that we don't question because computers are logical and don't make mistakes" literally sounds like a planet-of-the-week morality play on the original Star Trek.

Playing RE2 remake and remembering how small a good survival horror makes your world. Leon S. Kennedy cracking his journal and writing in glitter pen "Dear Diary, today I hope to make it to the next hallway over. It's going to be tough leaving behind my room #MyRoom."

I understand the fanon appeal of "All the resident evil protags hang out in between games!" but let's take a minute and consider what a funny dynamic "coworker who I only see when the world is about to end" really is.

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

i thought i told you to eat your vegetables

frodo at bilbo's party is being such a good sport. no one acknowledges that it's also his birthday. his gay crush is flirting with someone else .heterosexually. the only gift he receives in honor of coming of age is the incarnation of evil. and then his uncle leaves forever without saying goodbye! and he doesn't even get to bitch about it with gandalf afterwards because he leaves immediately too! worst birthday EVER alert