peppermint pimps and mistle-hoes

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

i'm feeling even more francophobic than usual

my favourite video

I can't relate to people who don't want attention on their birthday at all, if I go to work on my birthday and my coworker is like "hi how are you?" im like "im a birthday girl :)" immediately

Stop replying "Omg I hate getting news this way!!" on tumblr memes about major current events. This is the best way to receive national news ever devised and this is the best website on earth

I hate you all.

@shinesurge

dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is

i run around like a fraggle