Bustin'

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

Burger shonen and its consequences have been a disaster for the western animation industry.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

come to great divide brewing near gate c32 at denver international in the next two hours for an ass kicking or a surprisingly good strawberry rhubarb beer

or both if you so choose

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists