Cherry Pie

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)

You should be immediately suspicious of anyone who tries to convince you to hate other trans people.

In 2010, webcomic artist Andrew Hussie opened up MS Paint and drew an amazing digital serket.

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

BESPOKE

…I thought this cat was being Cask of Amontillado-ed

I get that executive dysfunction makes you not want to do the things that you don’t want to do but making you not want to do the things that you want to do? actually evil

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life