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I'm a no boobs troll truther. Like I know they actually canonically have boobs, but also in that same conversation we learn they don't have nipples, and I rarely see that acknowledged when anyone wants to focus on the boobs, so what are you gonna do. Boobs and especially nipples are the scariest part of the human body, let me have this.

#before you call me sexually puritan i am normal about people being topless and I don't think we should have laws against it #i just had a sensory disorder so bad back when I had boobs that sometimes it's nice to think about never ever having had to deal with that #also the obvious “why would they have boobs if they don't nurse their young” question #anyway they're just like so unsexual to me even when i'm managing to feel neutral about them sometimes i feel like everyone's pretending #assuming you don't have a foot fetish imagine if everyone else in the world considered feet the main symbol of sexuality outside of genital #that's what my life is like #homestuck

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Daverezi is good specifically because they aren't soulmates.

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cat keeps pressing the tab button on my computer and now the room is filling with soda

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Fandom Misogyny Victim Tournament

Round Two, Bracket 4

Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Michael Burnham (Star Trek: Discovery)

Vriska Serket

Michael Burnham

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

Propaganda below the cut:

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I'm obviously voting for Vriska just because I know her and not the other character (which I think is the main deciding factor in most of these kinds of polls), but this is making me think about how I'm sure I have seen far, far more people trying to counter Vriska hate than I have seen actual Vriska hate. And I'm not gonna deny that is happened at all, as I've only been in the Homestuck fandom a year at this point, but I am pretty active in here, in that time I have literally never seen one person genuinely try to argue that she's worse than Gamzee or Eridan. Of course I've seen people woobifying those characters before, but I do not see them talk about Vriska at all because that type of person tends to just not care enough to even think about her. I guess you could call that a kind of misogyny. There's probably some people who are sitting in the corner with their blorbo boys who would shut down any conversation about her because she makes them uncomfortable or something. Maybe that's what people are talking about. But the most criticism I've ever seen of her that I could say boarders on actual hatred of her are people who think specifically the ableism towards Tavros was unforgivable(perhaps in a way that to the speaker feels an order of magnitude above the misogyny towards Feferi), or they are complaining about how she hurt other female characters. Lotta female-on-female violence around here. Is that misogyny? Sometimes I guess.

And like I don't consider myself a Vriska hater, but I think other people might define me that way because I think her death in Act 5 was narratively satisfying and fit will with the common tragic archetype of "person who has done a lot of bad things, and is maybe starting to get better, but dies before they get a proper chance." Like, you're supposed to be sad about it. You're supposed to think how it's sad that she brought it upon herself. That doesn't mean she "deserved it" though. And then another thing is I think her and Terezi being in a relationship or even trying to remain friends at all is really bad for both of them.

Anyway I am just always wondering if the fact that I think these things is why I get the impression that people don't actually hate on her very much (anymore). That or I live in some kind of Woman Enjoyer Bubble where we aren't doing Eridan and Gamzee apologia or even talking about either of them much in general. Like do you, random tumblr people, think I sound misogynistic or like I "hate" Vriska for saying she was a traumatized person who fucked up and maybe could have gotten better, but it was still narratively satisfying that she didn't? And like I know she actually does come back and "get better" later but that's a whole other complicated thing that I think was both good and bad for the story, depending on how you look at it. IDK, fight me, and/or show me some examples of the real Vriscourse I missed out on.

#possibly useless post of mine here that essentially says very little #i don't think i'm articulating this well but i wanted to say it anyway #i've been called a misogynist on twitter before for saying that rose has the capacity to rape someone under bad circumstances #and i do not think i was being misogynistic there nor was what i was saying indicative of hatred of rose as a character #she's one of my favorites and i was just making an observation about homestuck's themes #so anyway lets see how this goes #vriska serket #homestuck analysis #whatever this is more fandom analysis than homestuck itself #homestuck

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There's no time to explain

#basically #deltarune

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#sure i'll reblog that #deltarune

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#vriska serket #homestuck

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Dave has a horrible wet dream.

#it's really important

One time I was watching TV with my mom and she was trying to get the remote off my lap and she basically went digging around in my crotch in such a way where she touched some stuff, probably by accident, but also I feel like I am exaggerating this so as to try and make it seem serious enough to get upset about. And then she just did not acknowledge it. And you'd think I'd be trying to pin-point this as the origin of some deeply-buried childhood trauma, but actually this happened when I was 19 or 20 and had already felt our relationship was fucked up for a few years and was constantly on edge and prone to reading into things.

#feel like i should trigger tag this but i dunno what exactly to tag it #and i don't want randos who probably follow those tags to see it #if you're already here though you can comment on it if you want i like communication #i am having a bad night for no particular reason

Just discovered a semi-popular blogger has me blocked... what did I do? Am I important...?

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My OC Teresa. She has a tooth disorder.

I feel lost in some kind of wet desert

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ROSE: We have failed so profoundly to make a good world.

DAVE: i had wings and pizza

#i actually think it's the opposite #especially when rose is drunk #daverose #homestuck

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I should Evil Fetishizer post more so my newer mutuals know what I'm all about but I have been pretty anhedonic for a while and it sucks.

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Actually I am requesting that some of you tell me about your fetishes because I find that sort of thing interesting so it might cheer me up.

I should Evil Fetishizer post more so my newer mutuals know what I'm all about but I have been pretty anhedonic for a while and it sucks.

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What the hell are they doing over on the Deltarune wiki?

#deltarune

Vaguely mad to see a davekat fic about Dave being a knight who takes on a dragon who is Karkat. Wow, imagine if there had ever actually been a character in Homestuck associated with dragons you could use for your medieval AUs. That would be crazy.

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