I Am The Bartman Now

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

Most of these have names that in this context are punny. I love it.

Wow these are amazing half these designs are better than current new Pokémon. Starters esp

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

rip to dolly parton but i’m different

Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night!

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes

oh shit i guess this is a bad post

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

I guarantee you the other kids are not cool

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege