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huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

An American icon. A hero.

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying