idk what i'm doing

learn to ask for things and soon you will be the person who gets the things they want without having to ask.

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

I miss Jason

I saw this and went “oh, so it works like the pH scale”… then realized that means that he’s calling Michael basic.

He’s also inadvertently practicing Virtue Ethics.  The theory of virtue ethics states that every virtue, like generosity, exists on a spectrum somewhere between two vices, like stinginess and being so generous you harm yourself. 

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

your so smart

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

Are you mad at me