Home of Wario Ass, I guess

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Oooh my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy, daddy fucks me too much. Do you hear yourself?

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

in pickle world they shot charlie gherkin

Polluting the local water table with the runoff of excess love from my love factory

do nuns have pockets

You know I don't think you should be able to stand down to trigger a by-election and then run in said by-election

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded