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Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

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sometimes i just wanna be one of those renaissance girls from the paintings with all my friends and our titties are out and we’re in the water and its summer and if my friend kisses me, she kisses me you know? no big deal! we could have a wedding right here in this lake with our titties out girl, i love you

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a deer

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I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

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Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

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Here he is, the Pizza Boy

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And so it continues

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Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

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That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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It’s dark in fridges.

why my yogurt sending me anons

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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

Meowboys

YEEHAW

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op change yoUR FUCKING URL

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#that me

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this image barely survived the shift between dimensions

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“stop saying youre gay, youre dating a boy”

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