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i made a thing

i primarily like teeth, jellyfish, and splatoon, and i have an extensive collection of hyperfixations, all of which are subject to change ex

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ghostgods-deactivated20220410

a bad dream?

spicymemedad

I deman you to do it ?

chrisweedpiano

oswednesday

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

reallyreallyreallytrying

macguffin world. on INFINITE GOSSIP

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astronomalyy

everyone says ralsei's out of character in the orange/green fight but has anyone considered she's just really really bad with kids. the kind of girl who thinks anything in the 0-8 bracket is functionally interchangeable. she's sincerely congratulating this primary schooler for trying solid foods

redstonedust

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

karaageandtartz

In honor of Overblot Azul on the EN servers... The Merchant from the Depths has set his eyes on a Tyrant...!

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

textpostscymraeg

Helo, dyma fi. Y creadur cynhesaf yn y byd. Dw i'n dy garu di. Fi yw'r creadur cynhesaf yn y byd a dw i'n dy garu di gymaint ac mae angen i mi eistedd ar dy lin yr eiliad hon. Ydw, dw i'n ymwybodol o'r don wres. Ond mae hynny'n iawn oherwydd fy mod i eisioes y creadur cynhesaf yn y byd felly does dim ots gen i. Dw i'n dy garu di ac mae angen i ti adael i mi gysgu ar dy lin yr eiliad hon. Dw i moooor gynnes a dw i'n dy garu di gyyymaint. Os dywedi di na, byddi di'n dweud na wrth rhywbeth sy'n dy garu di. Gad i mi gysgu ar dy lin. Pan dw i'n syrthio i gysgu dw i'n cynhesu. Dw i'n dy garu di

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all ralsei sprites fall into one of 4 moods: pretty princess, smug bitch, bearer of the curse, dog begging you for boiling water on the stove

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batmanisagatewaydrug

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

lmaonade

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

almondink

two ideas of the winning smile being on the weapon slot

a. flowery has some other expression when equipping actual weapon (war face!)

b. the smile is actually an item (also weirder idea of how signery is born

artsyrean

I had a thought.... (he's only watched anime recently, give him a minute)

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