perhaps because he doubted himself

we have invented phonetics 2. no idea what it studies but it strikes fear in the hearts of all

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Writing romance means making yourself cringe and that's okay. let them have inside jokes. let them notice weird specific things about each other like "you always order hot chocolate even in summer." write the comfort scenes not just the drama. make a playlist of their songs and sob to it alone. know exactly how they'd argue about something dumb like whether cereal is a soup. chemistry isn't just kissing it's in the tiny moments. make it soft. make yourself feel sick with how cute it is.

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

official vampire post

we made it

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000