Who Am I?

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

anything you want in a pot

random bullshit in a frying pan

who gives a crap in a rice cooker

The place turned out to be Sikh-run and when I showed up for a grab bag they said 'oh that's not really how we do it' and asked what I wanted off the like full dinner menu and made it for me

They were using the app to reach people who needed food and then sending them home with entire meals, like feed-you-for-two-days amounts of food.

They explained that charity is one of the core tenants of their religion and feeding others is one of the main ways of doing that. In general their food is vegetarian because many of them don’t believe in harming animals unless it is to save or protect a person, but they said it also has the added bonus of being kosher and halal, so they can honor other people’s religious dietary restrictions without making a big deal of it.

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