Not Just A Mother, But A Mother Fucker

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

This blog hates, donald trump!

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Same

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I'd like to spend my summer getting eaten by a butch lesbian, but I'll probably just spend it getting eaten by mosquitoes

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead