Becky

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

DYING. I AM DYING.

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

Fun fact: I've taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I'm not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I'm not NOT saying that.

They did gender-affirming surgery on a vape.

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

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