this is for us.

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

I genuinely like salad I am just also fully convinced that the vast majority of people and restaurants are doing salad wrong. Listen to me. Hold my hand. You have been taken in by Big Lettuce. A salad can be primarily other things. Crunchy leaves are the foundation of the salad but you cannot build a whole building out of them. The other stuff in the salad is not just "toppings" it is the rest of the salad.

hudson you're so beautiful and your hands are so big i hope you never go bald

ok connor stans assemble isn’t it just like the suffering of jesus christ how connor is giving one of the best performances in tv history and can’t ever get any awards for it because of nationalism capitalism borders and evil governments

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

ilya would love calling shane his baby daddy

you know you blog like a bitch when I was 10 someone said that