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uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

#yeah unfortunately

galacticsabc

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

bumblebeebats

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

bumblebeebats

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

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jube-art

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"Hey, Stratt, I know that we've got a lot riding on this but can we have the secret talks with my hallucination on the down low? Sure, why not, lets have them in my private quarters before we go to bed. This will cause no rumors whatsoever because we're both so professional about it."

#lmaooo #no rumors will come from that

mattymouse16

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

jellyfishforest135

Mondays, amiright?

Knowledge is a curse

glowwormcentral-deactivated2021

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

hellenhighwater

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

theshitpostcalligrapher

THE UPDATE WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR!

(apologies for the motherfuckery. also the ink, for those curious, is diamine oxblood)

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digitalmyyth

you should draw something related to grace and stratt being weird and really always attached at the hip

their relationship is special to me

she needed. a chair

d-7th

I have 3 days left to pay a $400 bill and I barely make $30 a day if I’m lucky

storyweavingspider

Hey, my friend Thorn really needs some help and I’d appreciate it if you could at least reblog this if you can’t donate. I’d like them to get more than that $400 because they been goin through it in a way that’s racked up debt beyond that, and they can’t catch a fucking break ever.

So if you’ve ever wanted to toss money my way for anything I’ve written/done, toss it to them right now rn instead. And if you can’t? Reblog this so someone else can.

d-7th

state-of-being

Stratt's first prison is the one she makes for herself. She put herself behind these bars not when she condemned Grace, and not even when he ran, but when she stood to watch.

lelif

on being yourself

@ brainsoupp_ on twitter// @stmichaelthearchangel// @ cybermrcury on twitter// @throughmy-eyez // @ shellerina on twitter// @caesarsaladinn// @ nelsoncj4 on twitter // @ heimberg_a on twitter// make your own kind of music by cass elliot// @ soledadfrancis on twitter// ? // @ sourcenectar on twitter// @superorganism

amber-writhing

Some thoughts.

Kofi Tip jar

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existennialmemes

Record heat waves every year are the kinda thing you see in news clippings in the background of a post apocalyptic movie's intro.

The kinda things designed to make the audience wonder "What happened? What caused this?"

You're not allowed to ask those questions in the US, because the actual answers are bad for the business interests of the oligarchs in charge.

notaplaceofhonour

girl unhinge ur jaw

notaplaceofhonour

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

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