refuse, refuse to be un-calmed

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

i’ve just seen the craziest image

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