YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

one lucky follower has been selected to be dissected and reconstructed

you're cute and it's tuesday

I had gummy sharks recently. They were blue raspberry on top and vanilla on the bottom. They seemed like the sort of thing to be good as a summer poolside or beachside party treat. Please for the love of god stay alive

There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.

The elephants yearn for the mines

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh