u can take me anywhere yr sick mind wants to

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

@gjdraws

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???