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todaysbird

If you are in the US and own poultry or other outdoor birds, please, please be careful - even if you are in an area where bird flu is yet to be reported. Don’t bring home new birds, bring birds inside if possible or restrict their potential access to wild birds, seek out a test (they are often free and do not require euthanasia) if your bird is showing symptoms.

todaysbird

No, I didn’t. If your bird tests positive, every bird you own will be seized to be euthanized. This is that serious.

todaysbird

Correct. Another reason to not have outdoor cats, as contact with wild birds or feces could carry it, and to be cautious when walking dogs.

the-cat-at-the-theatre-door

“Shake my hand in character”

(From Denise Jastraunig’s TikTok)

antiqueanimals

Priscilla Barrett

plushieanimals

rainbow the poodle!

#My grandmother gave me this little guy for Christmas #When I was 23 and it was bought second hand from a church rummage sale #And covered in stains #She bought my brother a women's watch

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op-grand-collection

#Garnet is cool grandpa vibes #Garp is permitted

afunnythinghappens

gin-juice-tonic

i dont know what to call these guys yet so ive just been calling them cats

vanilla-bean-buttercream

So there's this plastic turtle we have outside our school that tells cars to slow down. My kids have always asked me why I don't have a husband, and I got tired of telling them because I didn't want one, so I pointed to him and said, "That dude. That's my husband."

This has been a running joke for two years now. All the kids know the plastic turtle outside the school is my husband. He doesn't have a name, just Miss Cat's husband.

Today was really windy, and the turtle dude fell over. I was taking a kid out to his mom, and he saw it on the ground and went, "Oh look, your husband died."

So I said, "Oh darn. Looks like I'm single again."

And without skipping a beat, he goes, "I'll be your husband."

Mom is standing there trying not to laugh as I got down on my knees, took the kid's hands in mine, and said, "Thanks for the offer, bud, but no thank you. We'll just pick that guy up so he can start being my husband again."

So the kid runs over, picks the turtle up, and goes "Good morning, husband! You're not dead anymore. Good job."

ladychlo

@mattxiv

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beardedmrbean

Stop motion wood working

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bugeyedfreaks

I decided to draw this thing based off of a bigger idea I had when the PPG reboot started using memes (so like… right from the beginning). Kids HATE memes/fads when adults or corporations who have no clue what they’re doing or why it was supposed to be cool or funny in the first place use them. ‘Cause then they just suck out your life essence and make you wanna die. So… clearly they should be used as a tool of evil! To destroy children! And what better lame-o to use a tool like that than THIS chimpy lame-o!

Anyway… enjoy/be terrified!

lennythereviewer

Honestly I think this is a good example of how a meme could be incorperated into a cartoon correctly

a sort of self-aware second-hand embaressment as opposed to ‘desperately trying to be hip’

thestereotypebuster

this single post is better than the entirety of the ppg reboot

injuries-in-dust

The more time passes since the meme was relevant, the funnier the joke becomes.

@zeldafan42

#plenty samurai disliked firearms#not cause they didn't like them#but cause they thought it gave peasants a way of fighting back#cause samurai was basically just a class#that's basically cops but not as formally and it was hereditary#so a lot of them were just assholes with a sword#and if you give Joe Average access to a rooty tooty point and shooty#suddenly he has a way to not be stabbed in the middle of the night by some guy with an overinflated ego (via @dashconbabyofficial )

catgirlforeskin

it’s weird how many people still buy into the justifications that feudal ruling classes used to legitimize their power. Samurai and knights were no more chivalrous and honorable than emperors and kings were divinely ordained to sit on their thrones

gaymenaredivineincarnate

They felt the same way about crossbows too cause any dude with a cross bow could kill a knight on a horse

yoshimickster

The most important scene in “Seven Samurai” was when they considered leaving because the village stole and killed from other samurai. It wasn’t until Kikuchiyo points out that they were justified in their actions as samurai burned down and pillaged their village and neighboring villages for the sake of their lords.

Sorry if I’m paraphrasing, my point is samurai were at best shameless sword-cops and shouldn’t be deified.

omgciochemipiace

🤣🤣🤣

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

flagellant

favorite fruit this favorite tumblr sexy man that. tell me your favorite trees. mine are magnolias and gingko

flagellant

i love this post because everyone is saying so many lovely trees and even many trees i have not heard of before or would not have thought of but are all very good trees :)

#Used to be japanese maple #But in the Cayman Islands I saw the Royal poinciana #A real beauty if I ever saw

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simplyspider

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

simplyspider

no one will ever understand you like i do, red minivan from ohio

#We were united by our mutual hate of the Prius that wouldn't get out of the fast lane #But went just fast enough so we couldn't pass

theotherendcomics

Twist, the whole thing is a bad drawing

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