CprGirl83

Begin CPR! ❤️

🩺 After shoving a stethoscope hard into their sternum, listening to their heart panic under the weight, you could put a warm compress on their bruised chest. The heat would dilate their blood vessels, and while it would relax their distressed muscle, it would spur it to beat faster to compensate for the drop in pressure.

🌿 After getting them so high their heart thrums against their ribs, you should find them a snack in case they get the munchies. Bring them something chocolate, so the caffeine keeps their heart rate in the triple digits. If you're into feeding, eating, or stomach noises, now might be a good time to sneak in some abdominal auscultation.

⚡ After sending countless jolts of electricity through their heart, stopping and restarting it according to your whims, you could keep a steth on them for a while. This way, you can listen for any irregularities and make sure their pump doesn't decide to shut down from all that stress.

💉 After an intracardiac injection, you may want to hook them up to a monitor. You can pay close attention to the line tracing across the screen and notice if it falters. Consider keeping a second syringe nearby in case their heart fails again, and I mean very nearby. Maybe place it along their sternum and watch it twitch as their heart beats beneath it.

💊 After drugging them to force their heart into vibrating and tripping over itself, maybe you should help them detox by making them coffee to flush out their system. Obviously, the caffeine will fuel their heart rate into accelerating again, if you wanted to go for a round two of heart fun.