cool as a polar bear

"Did you see that?! It zipped by so quick!

I think its a mouse on a scooter?! Not sure."

Hmmm if I were to describe fuzzy wizards, I would say, they feel like fluffy lizards. Realistically speaking they are close to a worm on a string.

Bonus doodle vid:

I tracked down a copy of this invaluable classic and somehow got my hands on a near pristine copy secondhand from the 4th printing. It’s lost the dustjacket, alas, but that means I got it for like £5 and not the £4200 a first edition printing in fine condition goes for.

(Who’s the author? *looks at smudge on spine* uhhhh Mkkhill Montanann)

It looks right at home in my bookcase 🥰

Under the cut: a look inside at what the book holds:

[FUNKY MUSIC]

Narrator: Now remember, the aim is to make a silent entry into the secret facility.

Adam, off-screen: Jamie, are you ready?

Jamie, off-screen: Yeah, I’m ready.

Adam: Start the timer, Grant.

Grant: Timer starting in three, two, one.

Adam: Go, Jamie!

[UNIMAGINABLY LOUD BANG]

[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

Adam: Why, Thor, the god of Thunder, is trying to enter my building!

[SECOND LOUD BANG]

[ADAM CACKLING]

Tory: Somebody needs to check that air conditioner.

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

RIP Anthony Head (20 February, 1954 – June, 2026)

British actor Anthony Head, best known for his roles in TV shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso, Merlin and Little Britain, has died at the age of 72.