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defectivegembrain

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Troy and Abed in the Morning and their answer was not remotely helpful but it was friendly and entertaining

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

pissvortex

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

orthoscheme

supermarkets should have benches

orthoscheme

everywhere should have benches

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molabuddy

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

gus-offical

@tagging-officals-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

dova-kiin-got-bored

I have reached the comment limit for now. But i will be back. By the end of the week the entire Bee Movie script will be forever in the comments of this post, mark my words

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

There's a comment limit?

yossyislandd

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

yossyislandd

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

If you ever make me wear the dunce hat I'll turn into a jester and I'll jest you HARD

smoshout

so i'm starting a collection

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things-that-are-not-true

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

iamoutofideas

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

hobbussy

Smosh reaction pics i have in my gallery for some reason

Can you tell that shayne is my favourite cast member...

daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

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unlimited-nobu-works

the floating head of wisdom

toe-fingerman

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

pride-knightess

Thank you for the clarification

nem23

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