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I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

now, chain chomps on the other hand? they really get me going.

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

never stop running your mouth. 90% of chronic babblers shut the fuck up right before they finally get out of the hole they've dug for themselves. surely this next thing won't result in further embarrassment.

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Troy and Abed in the Morning and their answer was not remotely helpful but it was friendly and entertaining

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest poets of our time