This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

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i wanna fuck you like a liberal

@vernalloy Mr. Perkins...

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

there will be tiny kitties all over the world today

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long