anya

if you were to make a venn diagram with the first group being marie antoinette defenders and the second being people who call melania trump iconic, the diagram would almost be a circle

you wear shorts once and suddenly everyone is heat resistant and conservative

unfortunately, life does get better once you stop spamming sad music every single day

you think a dude is chill and the next day you see him posted up with moloch and baal on his story

i do not fuck with dentists because they make a cavity seem like a moral failure

time and deodorant are both concepts that cannot be found inside a bus

just got back from the chamber of eternal torture and agony, commonly known as the dentist’s office

beautiful lady named kyivstar is blowing up my messages

i’m convinced that 60% of tumblr authors are lying. not everyone can be a smut writer in their early 20s

sometimes i feel like an aging paranoid king