Baby Polar Bear

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

fraggle rockers in the house tonight

actually its fraggle rock is

are you talking to yourself

mind your business

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

im a protected species you fucking asshole

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

Shrapnel is a prisoner of war and must be liberated and returned to Afghanistan at once

poly people r always saying shit ljke "go forth my wives... lay waste to all that you see!"

i would care about the world cup if there were more players on the pitch and rhe pitch was made of marble and bricks and concrete and filled wirh benches and the players wore voluminois white jerseys and the ball was a sort of decree or law and the referee was called "tribune of the plebs

aand they all had stiicks and also they could fist fight