Callie

Aries- Confrontational- “To be honest, I’m thirsty but I’m on a limited amount of tea.” ~ hc

Taurus- Shopaholic- “I have a microwave sitting on my bed, they were like 35 dollars omg.” ~hc

Gemini- Likes a challenge regardless of consequences- “I don’t really like that stuff but I force myself to drink it.” ~hc

Cancer- Overly suspicious- “What in the Cinnamon Toast frick is this?” ~sa

Leo- Impatient (especially with kids)- “This little girl is kicking my ankles; kick them again and in Gods name you will lose them.” ~sa

Virgo- Blunt asf- “I’d rather hit a tree than go watch the kids” ~sa

Libra- Doubts themselves- “Poetry in the streets, self-deprecating in the sheets” ~cg

Scorpio- Easily butthurt- “This little girl called me ugly and I cried for an hour.” ~cs

Sagittarius- Wild Theorists- “But... is Atlantis real?” ~cs

Capricorn- Overly ambitious- “I thought I was really good at makeup until I ended up looking like the Grudge’s slutty cousin.” ~sa

Aquarius- Overly independent which leads to lack of sympathy- “What’s up I’m Sadie, I’m 18, and I have never learned how to be compassionate to anyone younger than me.” ~sa

Pisces- Says wild things- “If my mom catches attitude one more time, she’ll lose those cankles. Facts.” ~sa

doesn’t mean you aren’t enough for you.”

-C.G

Aries: “Tbh I’m thirsty, but I’m on a limited amount of tea.”

Taurus: “the next chaper” “get in the chaper!!!”

Gemini: “IIRRRESSSS scoot yo boot”

Cancer: “I have a microwave sitting on my bed, they were 35 dollars omg”

Leo: “I shuck at love”

Virgo: “I love being picked up by my hair.”

Libra: “My mom loves long hair, considering her

husband is bald.” *Her husband, you mean your dad?* “Yeah him”

Scorpio: “I would invent a nose plunger to suck out the gross stuff from your nostrils”

Sagittarius: “There was a time in my life where I forgot how to yawn and ended up throwing up every time instead.”

Capricorn: “I wish I could write a book of stuff Iris has said”

Aquarius: “I can’t say ‘tuesday’. I say ‘choose-day’ and that’s just how i say it.”

Pisces: “What’s 15+15 Ah Yes 30”