'Call her by her name. Call her Brienne"

jaime lannister gets the opportunity to read internet discourse about himself and is flabbergasted to find out none of us have any hangups about the kingslaying thing actually we all agree it was an extremely cool and based thing for him to do 🙂‍↕️

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

As much as I enjoy a ship focused fanfic, can we please appreciate the plot driven fics. Seriously. I’ve read some of the most passionate, beautiful fics purely made for the plot and they need more credit form the fanfic community <3

Her nose!

jaime and brienne canonically being the two bozos sitting on the fact that there is a nuke under KL. omg they should call the westerosi explosive disposal unit instead of yearning for 40 pages

when the true hero of asoiaf brienne of tarth completes the historically progressive act of burning down kl i will cheer !!!

and come to think of it, both of them recall that bath and the most important thing about it in their minds is… that they saw the other naked LMAOOO. Not once Jaime reflects about what massive SECRET he revealed to this girl he can’t stop thinking about but he sure does remember popping a boner for Brienne whenever water is near. Brienne most likely didn’t even register what he said because #nakedJaimeinthetubwithmeomg

^^ALLL OF THIS. The "oh it's just a platonic boner it doesn't mean anything" people can fuuuuuckkk off.