Just some queer stuff

Audio: Windows USB connect and disconnect sounds

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

Look buddy, 100 points necrotic damage

This is actually just the standard tumblr post. No magic required

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

is that a penis in your pocket or is it some other object

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches