I eat men like air

😝what if we kissed 😮🤪 on the tower of babel 😂😂

What’d you just say?

😝what if we kissed 😮🤪 on the tower of babel 😂😂

what ?

what is a rival if not a crush ur mad about having

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

girls will see a building that’s not on fire and say “is anyone gonna burn that” and not wait for an answer

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

due to not wanting to. I will not be

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

FUCKKKKKKK

Friends, Romans, countrymen

i come to top caesar, not to bottom him