art n stuff

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

also if I can be petty for a moment? I’m sorry but Laura Palmer listened to loud artsy experimental jazz. She would not be a Lana Del Rey girl. She would not listen to t swift. She would be listening to Death Grips.

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

'Pookie-bear' is attested back to 1959, and 'Pookie' by itself at least as early as 2003, per Wiktionary

I was born in 1997

You made your username when you were 5?

If it means I win this argument, then yes

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

Thank you @eldriwolf for always making sure I see the best creatures!

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks