how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnât wanna reblog this just cos it doesnât deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donât share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donât believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies âbut if theyâre all gay how do they reproduce?â magic rituals motherfucker itâs a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of âiâm already an outcast, so anything goesâ. i donât wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that âmove, iâm gayâ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyâll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerâs handbook
bury me with this post itâs perfect
Goblins donât believe in sexuality they believe in food.
Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.
I like this
Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem
Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?
You canât argue with the facts.
âOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersâ˘â

























