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gh0st-patr0l

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

gh0st-patr0l

HELLO????

puppybeargf

lmaonade

schmovement is greater than fundamentals but unfortunately. fundamentals help you schmove even better. it’s a cripplingly dark world

stupidsexynonbinaryperson

Blumineck. Convince Minmaxxed to play 3.5 and my life is yours.

#is 3.5 totally awful for the kind of storytelling these shows want to do?#well yes but if we're being completely honest so is 5e and if we're shooting ourselves in the foot to suckle the d&d teat #then there is an objectively adjective-ier answer and it's 3.5

sadgrrly02

Okay

#unfortunately perfect punk meal is already taken by “dogs that have been stomped into meatballs like grapes into wine”

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mousegirlheart

me in the pussy if im fully honest

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

thethirdromana

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

monochrome-stars

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

#good luck have fun #and good game when they come back

sinni-ok-sessi

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

#honestly? very similarly? the dab

1000deaddraculas

c o s m o s

Redraw of the illustration I did way back in 2019. Time flies.

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soulspark

fishing-princess

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

leftcosine

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

humanfist

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

kissoflace

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alexmey-does-an-arts

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

alexmey-does-an-arts

no but like i want them to actually feel it

alexmey-does-an-arts

you dont like her?

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markovchaingang

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

oliviawebsite

i think i've found my new calling. fish-fagging at the seafood market

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