When I find myself in times of trouble/ Mother Mary comes to me/ Speaking words of wisdom/ what the hell are you doing. are you out of your fucking mind
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Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

pixel skylines

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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When I find myself in times of trouble/ Mother Mary comes to me/ Speaking words of wisdom/ what the hell are you doing. are you out of your fucking mind

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oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon
you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)
Hey everyone, it's a rest area for your dash!
There's healing items, jars to break, mini shops, even a save point! Just a nice, safe area
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please remove the red cross from the health pack as it violates the geneva conventions
this my deathclaw oc his name is FUCK

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Happy Pride Month
Get the replacement here
imagine kids bop covering mindless self indulgence
son of a WITCH!! MOM LOVES ME!! i am the BEST!! respect EVERY!! BODY!! ELSE!!
:-) Dr Boris Habit with his little puppet friend and a completly innocuous pair of pliers. Unrelated ketchup stains on labcoat.
He is from the fairly new game “Smile for me” and the art style just BANGS. I knew Yugo Limbo’s arts (@yugsly) from a short film before and i just think the style is such a joy to look at so i tried capturing that in my figure as well as i could. Some things were a little harder to translate to a clay sculpture like those outlines but i think i found a good compromise c:
Jason Goes To Claire’s
I had a bit of an epiphany…. I realized i can sculpt anything i want, no matter how dumb it is, without any consequence whatsoever.
My friend and i were re-watching the Friday the 13th movies (as in, i was watching them and forced him to come along. Yes, we’re still friends somehow!). My boi Jason goes on many wacky adventures including going to Manhatten, going to hell and going to space. Jokingly we said in the next movie he should go to Claire’s. This is where the first paragraph of this picture description comes back into play.
In case you don’t know, Claire’s is some store chain that sells accessories and clothing and jewellery and make up and is mostly geared towards teen girls (i think?). I’s bright and pastell and glitters in there. Oh and apparently they had asbestos in some of their make up? Oh well, nobody is perfect. (if you work for Claire’s i’ll remove the asbestos part if you send me a coupon)
This whole figure is of course utter bullshit. As someone who likes Jason and someone who likes to go to Claire’s to get blasted with sensory overload this came natural. I’m not a Jason purist, i think some of the best movies in the series are the ones where it goes completly nuts, so i didn’t stick to any specific design here and just did whatever. I wanted to give him a bit of a hunched zombie like look tho because that’s what i feel like when I’m in claire’s. And i also tried to make the whole thing look a bit like a movie poster display kinda thing? No idea if that comes across. But the lighting was supposed to be a bit moody. Which is hard because… it’s fuggen claire’s.
Might sculpt Jason on a larger scale at some point, this figure is incredibly small so there wasn’t too much space for details. Still way too much time went into this considering it’s a mediocre joke that’s not even that funny if you think about it for longer. I want to do more stupid stuff like that!

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times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”
I'm having Riverdale withdrawals, would you recommend Twin Peaks as a substitute?
This is like someone saying they’re missing the taste of drywall and wondering if they might enjoy a bottle of everclear
In the club

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non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well